Dear McDonald's,
For the love of all that is good and decent in this world, stop showing that goddamn commercial with the singing fish. You missed the idiotic singing rubber fish craze by about 10 years. Yesterday I tripped and skinned my elbow diving to change the channel. Today I muted the television and forgot to un-mute until halfway through the Colbert Report.
Please stop airing this ad. The thought of anyone eating a McDonald's sandwich makes me want to vomit, and the song makes me want to buy a gun and blow out my brains.
For reals, just stop.
Sincerely,
Kjhymn
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