Ha!

While driving in to work yesterday, I heard on NPR that Jerry Falwell died.

Could. Not. Stop. Laughing. Really, I thought I was going to lose control of my car. When I think of it now, it just makes me smile. Then laugh.

It didn't help that they aired Falwell's post-9/11 comments in which he blamed the attacks on liberals, Jews, gays, lesbians, pro-Choicers, interracial marriage-ers, ACLU members, and feminists. And that he later apologized and said he really meant to say "Terrorists". That shit is comedy gold. That's even funnier than accusing cartoon characters of being gay.

Although Falwell filled our lives with a bit of unintentional comedy, I truly hope that that horrible, hateful man had an excruciatingly painful death.

And, if heaven really exists, I hope that he ends up there so he can find it filled with gays, lesbians, single mothers, pro-Choice liberals, pornographers, and not a single ounce of unborn fetal tissue.