Dude...

I'm a little late to the party, but I just read about Isabella Rossellini's series of short films about creepy-crawlies having sex. That's right: bugs, insects, and other animals (like frickin' snails) gettin' down.

I'm equal parts disturbed and intrigued.

If the promo stills are any indication of what the final product will actually be like, then "intrigued" will win out. Really, how can I resist this:


It's Isabella Rossellini dressed as a fucking bee. I defy you to look at that picture and not want to watch whatever it's from.

Ahh, Isabella Rossellini, you beautiful, crazy-ass bitch. With so many reasons to love you--your age-defying skin, the appearance on The Simpsons, your uncanny resemblance to a young Dave Foley--you don't need to make goofy bug porn to amuse me.

Especially not when I have this clip from 30 Rock to watch: