Friday, November 16, 2007

Belly out. Boobies out. Damn

I heard that John Goodman was in rehab--real rehab. Like, the one where grownups go to take responsibility for their actions and get sober.--so, I feel slightly ill-at-ease mocking him.

Still, how can I let that go. His breasts are bigger than mine. Seriously, I'm going to go cry and eat a pint of gelatto after I finish writing this.

He always seemed to be flirting with morbid obesity, but I don't ever remember seeing those.

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