For a yellow-eyed gamey-smelling low life you really have quite a decent heart about you

or, "If You Don't Love David Letterman, You Hate America"




Seriously. Taunting a celebretard was good, but this is fucking awesome.

While the writers' strike shuts down The Late Show and the Late Late Show, both produced by Letterman's World Wide Pants, he's paying employees of both shows through the end of the year. The entire staff. Even the people who make less than the lowest-paid writers and will never get a penny in residuals. You know, the ones who are getting totally fucked by the strike?

Well done, Letterman, you rock.